Vignettes ‘Moments in Whisky’ Whisky in Lagos: Enter the Ninja ~ Whisky News


Marc Pendlebury
Whisky in Lagos: Enter the Ninja by Marc Pendlebury
At the end of this month, after 8 months, my time in Lagos, Nigeria, will be over. Although trying at times, it’s been a great experience overall and one that I will remember fondly, and which I feel I’ve made the most of. It’s a whole other world. The sheer size of the city and number of people, cars, taxis and motorcycles is astounding; not to mention the brazen corruption, manic streets, extensive poverty, unremitting noise and abundant pollution. (Imagine a post-apocalyptic New York City with 18 million people!).

There are entertainment options in Lagos but they aren’t plentiful, and so to break the monotony of work over the weekend, Saturday mornings I do a weekly shop. Although I usually end up buying a few food items, the purpose of my shopping is to find whisky. Now believe it or not, finding whisky isn’t too hard. There are no dedicated alcohol/liquor stores but most grocers, apart from the few that are strictly Halaal of course, stock a fairly decent range of alcohols. Wine and cognac seem to be most popular with great variety on offer, including more premium swanky cognac bottles than I care to count. Whisky stock however, although present, is erratic and usually restricted to only a few brands. But herein lies the fun.
No two stores are alike in their whisky stock, not even within the same supermarket chains. Visiting a store for the first time is like opening a lucky packet; you cannot anticipate what you’re going to find. Of course there are the usual cheap and premium blends from across America, Canada and Scotland, but more than that one can only guess. The only single malt brands that appear well distributed are Glenmorangie and Glenfiddich, but no surprise there really.
Some of my unexpected finds so far (all unavailable in SA):
• Lots of older Glenmorangie Wood Finishes: Madeira and Burgundy
• Glen Moray 8yo & 16yo Speyside single malt
• Three expressions of Castle Rock: NAS blend, 12yo blend and a 12yo “malt Scotch whisky”
• Two expressions of William Peel: 8yo “pure malt” in numbered bottle and a 12yo Speyside single malt
• A bottle of Midleton Very Rare 2008
• Cameron Brig NAS pure single grain whisky
• Smokehead single Islay malt
• Glavya and American Honey whisky liqueurs

Out of all the oddities and lesser distributed bottles I’ve stumbled across, there is one that wins the unusual pageant without contest. Enter the Ninja! Ninja Whisky is “a fine blend of matured malts and premium grain spirits”, NAS whisky bottled and blended by Alcobrew Distilleries in India, for Sainov Spirits. When I came across this on a shelf for 800 Naira (≈ R36/£3) I had a hearty chuckle and had to buy a bottle. I intend keeping it closed for my whisky shelf as it’ll bring back my memories of Lagos and make for good story telling, but I am tempted to get another bottle to taste out of pure curiosity – I’m just scared of what it’ll taste like! Credit where it is due though: the packaging is very creative and honest; it isn’t masquerading as anything other than a blended and bottled Indian ninja! Although it is oddly void of place of distillation.
I’ll have two more weekends in Lagos, which means two more Saturdays for whisky hunting. Thereafter I just need to sneak my several bottles of whisky through SA customs in one piece. Hopefully the mystical cloaking skills of the Ninja will help…
Update: Ninja whisky product page that mentions ‘Oakwood’ maturation, and a TV ad. Seems there is a whole family of Ninja spirits including rum, brandy, vodka and gin. (That’s one deadly family!)
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