I’m sorry to badger you but I need your help…

There’s some right mince on eBay isn’t there? I received an email the other day asking about a valuation for a bottle of whisky on eBay (as always, with valuations, you are far better going to the likes of McTears or these guys than me).

But then I spotted something, so incredibly… tat… that I just had to have it.

And that’s where you come in. What can I do with the Whyte & Mackay badgers I’ve just bought?

I’m seriously open to all and any ideas – trying to post them around the world, sending them to you guys to send to each other – so let me know your thoughts. At least one of them’s got to be a winner – and I need to get rid of them before Margaret comes back from her holidays! (And no, I don’t think the wife would welcome them either!).